By now you have heard the news that the fairest Kardashian of them all is pregnant with Kanye West’s baby. Some of your folks are elated, others not so much; the latter side needs to get a life, but I digress. In any event, from now until that kid’s sweet 16 there will be non-stop coverage so let us begin properly, shall we?
So here’s Kim Kardashian on the early stages of her pregnancy (via Us Weekly):
"I have felt good. I haven't had any morning sickness, but it still isn't the easiest. People always say it's easy and fun. It's definitely an adjustment learning about your body and stuff like that. I've been feeling really good so that's good."
Meanwhile, despite reports that there will be no KimYe-baby themed reality special or series, that kid will certainly be on mama Kim’s shows.
In a statement to The Hollywood Reporter, E! network president Suzanne Kolb said:
Kim and Kanye are an incredibly dynamic couple, and their baby news is just so exciting. Like so many Kardashian fans, we love it when this close-knit family gets even bigger. We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear."
And Kris Jenner is reportedly already fielding offers with various publications to cover Kim’s pregnancy. Buckle up, y’all: It’s going be a long nine-months.
I can already see stories of Blue Ivy discarding KimYe’s invitation for a play date.
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